Debbie Downer

How many times have you cried

Yourself to sleep?

Must’ve been about seven

Times this week.

Your list of complaints,

If way too long,

You’ll say you’ve made no mistakes,

But others did you wrong.

You spent an awful lot of time

On jealousy

Here’s a handful of advice:

You better start complying

If what you’ll gonna do is roll your eyes

At the thought of trying.

How many times have you cried

Yourself to sleep?

Must’ve been about seven

Times this week.

Your list of complaints,

If way too long,

You’ll say you’ve made no mistakes,

But others did you wrong.

You spent an awful lot of time

On jealousy

Here’s a handful of advice:

You better start complying

If what you’ll gonna do is roll your eyes

At the thought of trying.

How many times have you cried

Yourself to sleep?

Must’ve been about seven

Times this week.

Your list of complaints

If way too long

You’ll say you’ve made no mistakes

But others did you wrong.

You spent an awful long of time,

on jealousy.

Here’s a handful of advice:

You better start complying

If what you’ll gonna do is roll your eyes.